[EDITED - due to horrible grammar that got my eyes sore]
Ini naskah tugas drama Bahasa Inggris kelompok saya. Drama ini ditampilkan tepat di hari ini untuk nilai akhir ujian praktek. Baru sadar kalo ini bakal jadi drama terakhir saya di SMA T^T
Ini naskah tugas drama Bahasa Inggris kelompok saya. Drama ini ditampilkan tepat di hari ini untuk nilai akhir ujian praktek. Baru sadar kalo ini bakal jadi drama terakhir saya di SMA T^T
Drama ini tentang dua teman saya yang beda gender terus tukaran tubuh. Yah, sedikit terinspirasi dari drama Yamada and Seven Witches sama Secret Garden sih. Enjoy :)
English Drama’s Text
Different Soul
Presented By:
Ø Anugerah Fadhilla Duha
Ø Bagus Dwi Saputro
Ø Intan Anferta Massebrina
Ø Kasmundari
Ø Shifa Fauziah Nazar
XII Science 1
SMA Negeri 3 Kota Jambi
TA: 2013-2014
Different Soul
[Five students are sitting in the class waiting for the basketball competition to start.]
Fadhil : Ah, it’s too long! When will the competition begin?
Bagus : Just wait. I think it will begin as soon as possible.
Kasmun : Ah, I’m thirsty. While waiting, what about I go to buy some drink?
Shifa : Nice idea. Don’t forget to buy us too.
Kasmun : Okay.
Intan : Boooriiing. When will our competition start?
Shifa : I don’t know.
Fadhil : I will look for the schedule. You all wait here, okay?
Intan : Wait. I want to see it too.
Kasmun : Shifa! Eummm.... Bagus! Do you both wanna drink?
Shifa : Do you buy a drink for him too?
Kasmun : No. This is for Intan but she’s not here. It’s better than redundant. This.
Bagus : Thank you. I’m thirsty by the way.
[Bagus and Shifa drink at the same time. Kasmun just keeps smiling watching them]
Kasmun : Oh, by the way, where’s Intan? And Fadhil too?
Bagus : They’re looking for the schedule.
Shifa : Yeah, it’s take a long time.
Kasmun : Oh, so. Hm, what if we go after them?
Shifa : No, later. Come with me to the toilet first!
Bagus : Wait! Me first!
[Shifa take her headband from her head, but unfortunately Bagus and Shifa crashing each other]
Shifa : Ah, my head’s hurt.
Bagus : Watch your step, moron!
[Bagus take Shifa’s headband and then pick Kasmun’s hand to follow him to go to women’s toilet, meanwhile Shifa just come to men’s toilet in silent.]
Kasmun : Ah, wait-wait-wait!
Bagus : What’s up?
Kasmun : Eee, umm, I think I better wait here, eh?
Bagus : Oh, okay.
[Kasmun waiting outside the toilet, suddenly...]
B & S : Gyaaaa!!!
Brakk!!
[Shifa and Bagus get out from the toilet, and looking each other]
B & S : What the hell is going on??!!
[Intan and Fadhil come to Bagus, Shifa, and Kasmun innocently]
Intan : What's happenning? Shifa, why are you screaming like that?
Fadhil : Huahahaha! Bagus, are you crazy? [pointing the headband in Bagus’s head]
S & B : I’m not Shifa / Bagus!
I & F : Ha?!
Intan : What are you talking about? You are Shifa.
Fadhil : Yeah. Are you okay? [Touch Bagus’s forehead]
Bagus : Wha-what are you doing? I am Shifa! [Get Fadhil’s hand away]
Shifa : And I’m Bagus, not Shifa.
Intan : Kasmun, what’s the matter with them?
Fadhil : Yeah, are they got crazy while we looking for the schedule?
Kasmun : I don’t know,but I think they’re not crazy. Maybe... they are really getting a body swap?
Fadhil : Body swap? That’s impossible!
Intan : Yes, Fadhil's right. It’s not a comical stories, you know. It’s a real life.
Kasmun : Well, sometimes we have to deal with something that's beyond our common sense. Something like them.
Bagus : Oh my god. I think I'm gonna fall. [Fadhil catches Bagus' body to not fall, but Bagus hits his hand.
Shifa : Shit. Damn it. What should I do now? I have a basketball competition!
Bagus : And I have to be the cheerleader. What should I doooo?
Fadhil : So, do they really get their body swapping?
Kasmun : Yeah. It may sound impossible, but it is what it is.
Intan : Ah, it makes me dizzy.
Bagus : Are you okay? [Hold Intan’s hand]
Intan : Don’t touch me, Bagu- ah, you are Shifa. I’m forget.
Kasmun : If it continues to be like this, I think both of you have to swap roles for a while. Bagus, eum, I mean Shifa, you must follow the basketball competition, and... Bagus? You have to do the cheers.
Shifa : You are crazy. I can’t dance like a girl.
Kasmun : But how? It’s the only solution I can think of.
Shifa : But...
Kasmun : So, you know how to get your body back?
Shifa : Shit.
Kasmun : See? There is no other way, Bagus.
Intan : So, you must learn how to play basketball, Shifa.
Fadhil : And you must learn how to do cheers, Bagus. [Smirk]
B & S : Hhh, whatever.
Bagus : I know how to dribble and pass, but I can’t shoot.
Fadhil : Oh, no problem. it’s okay. Just pass it to me and I will shoot it.
Kasmun : So, the only problem is to teach Bagus how to cheers.
Intan : It’s okay. I will teach you. Come on, follow me.
[Bagus give her headband to Shifa. Intan teach Shifa how to dance. But, the problem appears because Shifa's too clumsy.]
Intan : Ah, why is your body so stuffy?!?
Bagus : Let me show you how to do it.
[Intan and Bagus start to dance ‘oplosan’. Fadhil then accompany them and Kasmun follow them too]
Shifa : Stop stop stop... I know you’re good at dancing, Shifa. But, don’t do it with my body. It’s so girly you know. I’m a gentleman.
Kasmun : You must learn it as soon as possible. So, you will not see your own body in an awkward pose anymore.
Fadhil : Yeah. Hahahaha. But, it’s so funny too i think.
Shifa : Ah! It’s so difficult. I can’t do this. [throw down the headband.]
[Silent. Everybody look at the broken headband. Suddenly, Bagus sit down to take it with sad face.]
Bagus : Wha...What are you doing Bagus?!? It’s my favourite headband. You broke it!
[Bagus stand up slowly and get out.]
Shifa : Shi..Shifa
Intan : Why, Bagus? Did you feel sorry to her?
Shifa : No!
Kasmun : So, why are you so frustated?
Shifa : My pride! What will peoples think if they look my gentle body, my handsome face, and my gentle personality crying like a girl like that. [Run over Bagus]
F, I & K : Oh my god [facepalm]
[Bagus runs to their class. Shifa follows him a second later, and Intan, Kasmun, and Fadhil some moment later.]
Bagus : You’re so cruel! My headbaaaand~.
Shifa : I’m sorry, I don’t mean it. I’ll buy you a new one, prettier than this.
Bagus : No! I bought it in Korea.
[While Shifa and Bagus are debating, Intan, Kasmun and Fadhil are talking about them.]
Intan : It’s so bad. The competition will be a mess if it continues like this.
Fadhil : Yeah, we have to get them back to their own bodies.
Kasmun : Should we do that? I think it’s so funny to see them like this.
Intan : You are so mean. I don’t think so, they are not funny at all.
Fadhil : Yeah. I hate to see a girly Bagus like that.
Kasmun : Hmm, okay, okay. So, what must we do? We don’t know what’s the matter so that they can swap like that.
I & F : Hmmmm [Thinking]
Intan : What did they do when Fadhil and I go to see the schedule?
Kasmun : I don’t know. I was buying a drink at that time. Remember?
Fadhil : Yes, you’re right.
I K & F : Hmmmm [Thinking]
Fadhil : Hey, what are they doing when Intan and I see them at the toilet?
Intan : Ha! Fadhil's right. Did something happen before that?
Kasmun : Hmm, yeah. I think there’s something happen at that time.
Fadhil : What’s that?
Kasmun : Ah! I remember now! There’s an... accident?
Intan : Accident?
Kasmun : Yes. When they went to the toilet, they were buaakk. Yes yes! And then, suddenly Bagus takes Shifa’s headband and uses it.
Intan : That! That is the key!
Fadhil : What key?
Intan : The crash! Definitely the crash that swaps them!
Fadhil : You're right, that's the cause! Don’t you think so Kasmun?
Kasmun : [Hides a smile] Yes, I think you’re right. So, should we try to crash them again?
Intan : When?
Fadhil : Now!
Kasmun : Okay, come on.
[Intan,Kasmun, and Fadhil come to Shifa and Bagus]
Fadhil : Hey, both of you, Let’s crash now !
S & B : Ha? What do you mean?
Intan : You want to get your body back, dont you ?
Shifa : Of course.
Kasmun : That’s the way to get you back. Do you remember, both of you got swapped after you crashed in this class.
Bagus : Yeah, I remember it now!
Fadhil : What are you waiting for ? Do it now!
Shifa : Where must we do it ?
Intan : The place where you crash before.
Kasmun : In front of the class, at the door.
[Then Shifa and Bagus try to crash , Brukkkkkkkkkkk]
Fadhil : Hey Bagus [ Touch Bagus’s shoulder]
Bagus : I’m Shifa.
F,I,& K : Ha?
Fadhil : It doesn’t work, they're still swapping.
Shifa : Shit! I still am in Shifa’s Body.
Intan : What’s wrong ? We have tried like what drama in television did. But it doesn’t work at all.
Kasmun : Maybe the position was wrong. How about we crash their heads instead?
B & S : Double you-eitch-ai-ti. WHAT?
Fadhil : Nice idea!
Intan : Try it now.
[Shifa and Bagus hit their head. Before that Bagus mumbling ‘sorry’.]
Fadhil : How was it?
Bagus : I’m still in Bagus’ body!!
Shifa : Oh my god!
Bagus : What must we do now?
Shifa : I don’t know. I really don’t understand about something supranatural like this. It’s confused me.
Intan : Eh, wait. What did you said before?
Shifa : It’s confused me?
Intan : No! Not that.
Fadhil : He said something about supranatural thing before, what's with that?
[Kasmun slowly tries to run away]
Bagus : That’s it! This is a supranatural thing, so we must go to smartman! (Smartman = orang pintar ;D)
Shifa : Smartman?
Intan : Yes, right.
Fadhil : Ah, your brother is a smartman, right Kasmun?
Kasmun : [Turn over and make an innocent smile] Emmm, yes.
Bagus : Let’s go there! I’m sure your brother knows the way to get we back.
Fadhil : I can’t come with you, guys. I must follow the basketball competition, remember?
Intan : Ah, so do I. I’m the leader of the cheers.
Shifa : Hm, alright. So, Kasmun, you come with us, okay.
Kasmun : [Mumbling: Huh, why must me??] Hmm, okay. Let’s go now.
[They go to smartman’s home] (Here, Fadhil acts double as classmate and as Kasmun's brother)
Bagus : Is this the place?
Kasmun : Yes. Let’s come in. My brother and his assistant must be there.
[They enter the smartman’s place and sit down.]
Kasmun : Brother, my friends have something to ask you.
Fadhil : Hahahaha. What’s the matter?
Kasmun : Emm, like this. Their body... get swapped. We don’t know how to get them back. Can you help us?
Fadhil : Hahahaha. Ha?
Bagus : Yeah. You know, we are already crashing our bodies and heads. But we're still not getting back.
Shifa : You can change we back, can’t you?
Fadhil : Hahahaha. Let me check it first. Hahahaha.
[Fadhil look down to the magic ball, suddenly he glares at Kasmun. Then he wishpers something to Intan the assisstant. Intan nods and goes somewhere, then comes again with two bottles in hand.]
Fadhil : Hahahaha. Did you drink this before you get swapped?
Shifa : Yes! You are right.
Bagus : Kasmun bought it for us.
[Fadhil glares at Kasmun again, then takes a deep breath, still with crazy laugh. Bagus and Shifa reflectly follow him laughing]
Fadhil : I’m sorry to say it. Hahahaha. But, you can’t back forever. Hahahaha.
B & S : Hahah— double you-eitch-ai-ti. What??!!
Intan : You can’t back forever... forever... forever... forever...
B & S : Noooo!!!!
[Bagus and Shifa fall because of the shocking fact. Fadhil and Intan shake their heads while look at Kasmun.]
Fadhil : You are so mean, Kasmun. You fool your friends like this.
Intan : So, that's why our magic drink was missing this morning. You stole it to make fun of your friends.
Kasmun : Yeah. This is me. [Smirk]
[In the classroom. Bagus and Shifa wake up from their dream.]
B & S : Hoaammm... Eeehh??
[Bagus and Shifa checking their body. And saying “Thanks god” together]
Shifa : So, is it all just a dream?
Bagus : It’s a weird dream.
B & S : How can I dream something like that? Getting my body swapped with him/her?
[Suddenly, Shifa found that her headband is broken. She is checking the headband when Kasmun comes with two bottles of drink.]
Kasmun : Shifa! Eummm.... Bagus! Do you both wanna drink?
B & S : [Looking each other shockly] Nooooo!!!
THE END
IT’S ALL JUST FOLKS :)
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